A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is
curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read
a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval
before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more
aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before
going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is
confused and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?” His wife replies, “You
were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.” The husband says, “No, not at all.” His wife
asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?” He said, “I was just wetting my fingers so I could
turn the pages in my book.”
