A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground,
grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!",
said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the
pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the
note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning
the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting
there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
