I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she
said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
She said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."And then the
fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
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A woman was looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.
So I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....
