A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His
son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The
son replies he is scared because he dreamed that Auntie Susie had died. The
father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to
wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he dreamed that granddaddy had died.
The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to
wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he dreamed that daddy had died. The
father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so
terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is
going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a
collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He
avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every
noise, scared of every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he
finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had
the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman
dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
