A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the
door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, ‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the
same man and he asks the same question of the woman, ‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him
what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving
and concerned voice ‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case
this guy shows up again.’
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the
door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, ‘Honey, I’m going to
hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer
yes to the question because I want to see where the jerk is going with it.’ She
nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the
same question; ‘Do you have vagina’?
‘Yes, actually I have,’ she says.
The man replies…’Good! Would you mind telling your husband
to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’
