Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a
department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but
grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first.
He obviously couldn’t wait that long, and the next time his
grandmother turned around he was gone. She panicked and looked everywhere for
him, but he had disappeared.
Finally she went to the customer service desk, intending to
have them announce his name over the PA system. To her relief he was already
there waiting for her. The woman at the desk said, “He wanted us to announce
your name over the PA system, but he didn’t’ know what your name was. We asked
him what his daddy called you, and he replied ‘mom’, next we asked him what
Grandpa called you and he replied ‘sugar’. We were almost out of questions for
him when another lady suggested that your daughter-in-law might call you by
your first name.”
“We were so happy to see you show up at the desk,” she
continued, “because when we asked him what his mommy called you, we were out of
ideas!”
“Well,” asked Little Johnny’s grandmother curiously, “What
did he say?”
“He said,” she replied, “that his mother called you ‘THE
BI*CH’!”
